Repeat after me: I am a goddess. My spirit is towering, my soul is mighty, my breasts are magnificent and my shoes are super fucking cute.
- friend who lives hundreds of miles away: i made food
- me: can i have some
you know those songs that just make you wanna rollerskate really fast
*prays that I instantly become hot at 18*
*ok let’s shoot for 21*
twas the night before christmas and all through the house
not a sound could be heard except the click of my mouse